What the heck is Kwanzaa?????

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A fake made-up holiday developed in the 50s to make the disenfranchised, slave-descent, culture-less niggers of the United States think they have a culture while everyone else celebrates Christmas with a white Santa Claus. It was literally made so blacks had something to do to cope with not having their own culture around December.
 
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Pump your brakes, niggas, and I'll lay down the quickness.

And there were Three Kings. Martin Luther, Don, and Rodney.

Martin Luther was the smartest of the three. He preached equality, peace and self respect. He was the good king.

Don was a debo who sprung on the wrong cat, and got rickets from a stank poon on 125th street. He was a pumpa bumpa who turned a trick on a skeezer named Gerona-ho, and suffered a case of drinking nagilias while blasting diarrhea all over his crib. He was the bad king.

Rodney was a bulldagger coochie-ripper who was geeking on baking soda while flabstabbing some ho in the back of a hoopty. He did the jelly donut to the muggletrick while Immadudialo changed his name to "Imma do what the cops tell me to do." He was the worst king of all.

And that's what Kwannza is all about.
 
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The dumb thing about Kwanza is Kwanza is a word of Swahili (Kenyan/East African) origin. Most black Americans are of west and/or Central African ancestry. I don’t care that the holiday exists but a West African name would have made more sense.
 
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The NSA said:
The dumb thing about Kwanza is Kwanza is a word of Swahili (Kenyan/East African) origin. Most black Americans are of west and/or Central African ancestry. I don’t care that the holiday exists but a West African name would have made more sense.
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The whole continent of Africa is one country, like Australia. If you believe differently, you are a colonizer.

The colors of Kwanzaa are black, gold, and green. Black for the people, gold for the gold, and green for the jungle.

On Kwanzaa all the black remember their forefathers because their actual fathers left before they were born.

To traditionally celebrate Kwanzaa you light the traditional blunt and drink the traditional 40oz bottle of malt liquor, then you finish with a bottle of Hennessy.

Children are not usually involved in Kwanzaa celebrations. The are out selling crack cocaine since when they get caught by police they don't go to jail.
 
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murph said:
A winter holiday invented for people whose ancestors never knew what winter was and who have the gibs me now not later attitude to show for it.
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While totally invented just because - most of the winter holidays revolve around the winter solstice - ie the shortest days of the year. It would be an important cycle for even hunter gatherer types. Predators come out at night especially on the African continent. So the absence of snow wouldn't be a necessity for a "winter" holiday.

Sorry to sperg.
 
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