What the fuck is wrong with your dick? - what the fuck dude

[A Gay Retard]

seriously bro what the fuck

 

[Shidoen]

Hey to be fair I’m not posting about it on Reddit and getting it stuck in MnM cylinders.

 

[Alcoholocaust II]

What's wrong? Too big?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

The only problem I can see is it's not in your mouth.

 

[Catler]

Sorry bro, but that's how they're supposed to look if old man shecklestien doesn't get access to em'

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

There's nothing wrong with it I ackshually have a condition called bradycardia and it's perfectly natural and i'm super calm.

 

[White_N]

Big-penis shaming must stop

 

[Shidoen]

It’s not my fault. My foreskin was taken from me, stolen. If I only knew the cost of being a baby.

 

[Mister Mint]

I'm a grower not a shower. My mom says its fine.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

What are you talking about, my dick's great. I walk through the locker room and the other guys look at me and say "Hey man, nice dick" and I say "Yeah, it is a pretty good dick isn't it?".

It's a little strange, they have a weird culture at the YMCA, but I think they're just trying to be friendly.

 

[Lone MacReady II]

My Roman/Germanic heritage has blessed me with a tree trunk cock, literally nothing wrong with it... except the jews got to it. I was even one of the """lucky""" ones who managed to get a good cut - but therein lies the issue, why are baby dicks getting cut in America? Why do "caring" parents allow their baby's first experience with the world to be genital mutilation? The answer is simple, Americanda is a Judeo-Communist Banana Republic, by dic(k)tionary definition.

 

[Catler]

why are baby dicks getting cut in America? Why do "caring" parents allow their baby's first experience with the world to be genital mutilation?

Why does a farmer brand his cattle?
I mean what better way to remind men they have no actual control than to leave them with a permanent disfigurement? A nice, constant reminder of who's in charge. You exist to serve the system, so it seems fitting your very first experience with it is abuse.

 

[Blouie]

I can't do anything about it, my dick don't work no more man.

 

[User names must be unique]

it's called priaprism, the antipsychotics concentrate all of the insanity into my dick.

 

[rel=alternate]

When it grows, the skin peels off, there is nothing wrong with it. It was not butchered that's it.

Think back of the cave allegory. When you've only ever seen shadows, real people look really fucking weird with all their facial features.

 

[(((Obar Lazcano Kamz)))]

mines too massive at eight inches long

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I walk through the locker room and the other guys look at me and say "Hey man, nice dick" and I say "IT'S MA'AM!".

Fixed for political correctness.

 

[TFT-A9]

What are you talking about, my dick's great. I walk through the locker room and the other guys look at me and say "Hey man, nice dick" and I say "Yeah, it is a pretty good dick isn't it?".

It's a little strange, they have a weird culture at the YMCA, but I think they're just trying to be friendly.

And I say hey man nice dick
good dick man
I say hey man nice dick

 

[Tragi-Chan]

It’s fine! Size isn’t everything! You’re gay for thinking about it so much! Just fuck off!

 

[draggs]

Nothing, I don't run a notorious international terrorist gossip web zone so it works fine and is very handsome