What the fuck is this creature?! - Really, what the fuck is this bug?

[Doppelmonger]

Title.



It was as big as a teabag. I have already burned my house down, the firefighters are already looking for bodies and my SO is receiving therapy.

Disclaimer, we do not live in Australia.

 

[umami's milk]

Camel spider?

 

[Lemmingwise]

Looks tasty.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

does it know the times?

 

[Die Dunkle Maus]

https://www.desertusa.com/insects/solpugids.html

Agreed, I think it's a camel spider of some kind (they do live in the USA I've been told).

 

[Doppelmonger]

I have never seen one of those critters in person, so it was kind of a shock.

Thanks!

 

[PUTIN MAKES ME HORNY]

Looks tasty.

EAT IT YOU CHINK , START THE NEXT CORONA VIRUS PANDEMIC ! I DARE YOU!

 

[Mr. Bung]

Camel spider?

Named so because legend has it they feed on the bellies of camels.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

Fun fact; they like to hide under tire stacks & pallets, then run to the nearest shadow/dark place if exposed. Typically a pants leg opening. Good times.

 

[Cats]

Fun fact; they like to hide under tire stacks & pallets, then run to the nearest shadow/dark place if exposed. Typically a pants leg opening. Good times.

cute

 

[Retink]

That's a Kamala Spider, if you let it near you for too long it will try to eat your dick.