What should we use our vast malefic powers for next - Suicide is passe

[Postal_Rat]

Personally my vote is for Rwanda two electric Boogaloo

 

[Your Starter for 10]

A resurgence in Steve Guttenberg's career, including a dark and atmospheric Police Academy reboot, a dark and atmospheric prequel to Cocoon (that he is the star of somehow), and a black comedy (the good kind) reboot of Short Circuit.

 

[Thunk Provoker]

I vote for getting into kiwi farming.

 

[Dollar Store Sentai]

I vote for getting into kiwi farming.

The bird or the fruit?

 

[TFT-A9]

Turn someone's Coke Zero into Pepsi Max. Or moose piss. Idk.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Restrict the world’s food supply to nothing but boiled hamburgers and orange Fanta

 

[4506-C]

Make everyone on earth fart at the same time

 

[Postal_Rat]

Make everyone on earth fart at the same time

Interesting but how will everyone know it was us?

 

[Milkis]

Interesting but how will everyone know it was us?

We will make everyone compelled to fart along an ersatz 'qibla in the direction of 14 Branchland Court. Eventually people will figure it out. God left his mark on the universe in mathematics; ours will be left in concentric fart patterns.

 

[Moths]

The bird or the fruit?

Breed the fruit
Juice the birds

 

[Dollar Store Sentai]

Breed the fruit
Juice the birds

We've found our answer, boys. Let's put her in motion!

 

[Chi-com Soldier]

Getting Chris out of jail so his homeless bag lady arc can commence.

 

[ChaosReignsOnSomeSaturday]

A resurgence in Steve Guttenberg's career, including a dark and atmospheric Police Academy reboot, a dark and atmospheric prequel to Cocoon (that he is the star of somehow), and a black comedy (the good kind) reboot of Short Circuit.

Terry Davis warned me about you. Glow in the dark Stone Cutters.

 

[ChaosReignsOnSomeSaturday]

Getting autist GFs.