What should my 700th post be like?

[pink cupcake frosting]

 

[peachlover669]

Full Name, Address, Date of Birth, Stable Core Temperature, and Opinion on IPA's. Don't fuck this up.

 

[Pruto]

Full Name, Address, Date of Birth, Stable Core Temperature, and Opinion on IPA's. Don't fuck this up.

Don't forget the selfie with timestamp

 

[peachlover669]

Don't forget the selfie with timestamp

no tits, only tranny moobs so no need.

 

[Tram Fan]

thanking for the time spent here and promise to delete your account ofc u gotta keep the promise

 

[Not an Hero]

Suicide note.

 

[Brubby Two]

Declaring yourself born again in devotion to Christ and the good of the world.

 

[pink cupcake frosting]

Suicide note.

Or manifesto?

 

[Not an Hero]

Or manifesto?

Whichever you want. Just do a flip on the way down.

 

[OrionBalls]

Or manifesto?

Only if the manifesto is about how you're your own worst enemy and describes in gory detail how you're going to take that asshole out for ruining your life.

 

[Karbonkel]

Ga jezelf van kant maken, vieze kanker flikker. Ik hoop dat je heel leven gepest bent, want dat heb je verdient.

 

[No-Eyed Square Guy]

A resolution that it's the last time you count your posts.