What should I name my cat? - He's a black mutt, so I need ideas.

[Autistic zoomer]

No I will not name him after Mr. Lovecraft's cat, I am not a retarded faggot, I have standards.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Negrinho if it’s a boy or negrinha if it’s a girl.

 

[Inventor of the Telephone]

Behemoth, after the talking upright train-hijacking satanic spawn of The Master.

 

[Bees]

Token

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

Chef Vortivask

 

[Driftwood]

Alex Jones Jr.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

Bucket

 

[Letora]

Bean, short for Black Bean. Always tickled by that name for a black cat.

That or very formal/odd human names like Richard or Boris.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Sir Meowington Thurston Howell Gilligan Skipper III

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

BBC, for Big Black Cat.

 

[Timon912]

Jigaboo. I named my black rat that and everybody loved it. No joke.

 

[Slav Power]

Coal. Coal is a cute name for a black cat.

 

[Apis mellifera]

I think this funny fellow had the right idea.

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