What should I ask for for Christmas?

[Ratboy Genius]

Help me out kiwisisters

 

[Stabmaster Arson II]

The complete destruction of Israel.

 

[Dread First]

Your mommy and daddy to stop fighting all the time

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Some freshly baked potato knishes.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

First rule of wishes. Your first wish has to be for a thousand more wishes.

Lol thought this read what should I wish for, nm but I'm leaving it for truths sake.

 

[Vingle]

To lose your virginity.

 

[batterybee]

if you join the secret santa, you'll be sure to get somthing

 

[DankSmoker]

A thousand Christmases

 

[Grub]

For your dad to come back with that pack of smokes.

 

[Basement Dwelling Dork]

An accident to happen to happen to shutdown traffic so you can spend a day off in your bed.

 

[Apochrypha]

Fuckin weed

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

Beer and skittles.

 

[Lady Bizness]

Your two front teeth.
Or you know, just don't keep getting into bar fights.

 

[Confetti Meringue]

Forgiveness.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Socks. Great for your feet, hands, and inhalant abuse. Also great as a dog toy, small pet den, and an improvised rag. If you get enough socks, you can make a rope. So many possibilities with the humble sock. Ask your parents for socks today.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

What more can you doooooo? All y'should ask for Christmas is yooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

 

[ロボ﹏§¤r﹏h¶rœ]

Your very own internet.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

Grammar lessons, to fix your shitty fucking sentences.

 

[Ratboy Genius]

Grammar lessons, to fix your shitty fucking sentences.

For what Christmas gift should I ask?
Is that better?
For the record, English was my best subject in school but nowadays idgaf cuz it doesn't matter lmao

 

[Pimpleking55]

Socks. Great for your feet, hands, and inhalant abuse. Also great as a dog toy, small pet den, and an improvised rag. If you get enough socks, you can make a rope. So many possibilities with the humble sock. Ask your parents for socks today.

Are you a house elf from the Harry Potter universe per chance?.