What shall we do with a drunken Kiwi?

[Meat Target]

What shall we do with a drunken Kiwi?
What shall we do with a drunken Kiwi?
Ear-ly in the morning?

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Shave his belly with a rusty razor and send him to Q&A until he's sober.

 

[Moths]

Put him in bed with the Admins daughter

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Gaslight him into believing he's an intellectual and encourage him to essay post.

 

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Send him to Mass Debates to drunkensperg at someone and make sure the coffee is hot tomorrow morning.

 

[OrionBalls]

Roll him on his side and hope for the best.

 

[Muttley]

consent accident?

 

[CognitiveDeficiency]

Get into a vicious opinions arms race with all the other shut in weirdos on the Farms in a desperate attempt to differentiate themselves from the others until they end up with a worldview so esoteric and obtuse it is basically useless.

 

[Rozzy]

Draw all over his face with a sharpie.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Feed him to the deathfats for dinner

 

[Aunt Carol]

Guys, watch your meter. Slight edits to fit the original:

Draw [a penis on] his face with shar-pie.

Feed him to the deathfats for [their] dinner

Dox his kitties with a Street View photo