What religions are cool with rape?

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I want to go to heaven but I also want to engage in nonconsensual sex with strangers. What church should I join to fulfill both of my needs?

 

[mannic]

islam if you like little boys or girls

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Islam (only if they are prepubescent girls or non-Muslims)
Communism
Transgenderism

 

[Jason Wynn]

Islam. The answer to “what religion is ok with degenerate shit” will always be Islam.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

The religion of killing yourself

 

[JethroTullamore]

Furry.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Tengrism.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

most of them, you just have to do enough mental gymnastics to come up with a reason to justify it

 

[Dude Snakes]

If you are being legit about wanting to rape people just kill yourself instead. You are going to go to hell unless you straighten up. Shame on you!

 

[Named User]

Freemasonry

 

[Magicicada_septendecula]

Pretty much any tribal/folk religion as long as you are raping someone outside your tribe. This includes Judaism. Do you think those passages from the Talmud are just the ravings of a demented anti-Semitic mind?

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Islam, a lot of cults.

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

Islam

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

Islam

 

[No. 7 cat]

Rape is bad, prayer is good. Avoid the first, plenty of the second OP.

 

[Father Fornicatio]

Hinduism, some gods even endorse rape. Or any ancient Greek, Nordic, Sumerian belief that has gods and demi gods fornicating with everything that got a pulse.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

Hinduism, some gods even endorse rape. Or any ancient Greek, Nordic, Sumerian belief that has gods and demi gods fornicating with everything that got a pulse.

The sheer amount of rape and sexual assault in Greek Mythology is baffling. Zeus probably has over a hundred "non-consent" accidents alone.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Catholic Church

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Q&Aism

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Among the tengriists of the Eurasian steppe, rape is a form of marriage ritual.

Also, the ritual demands that you kidnap the lady from horseback