What REALLY killed Freddie Mercury?

[Bargain Bin Laden]

I want the truth.

 

[DOUBLE_WHEEL]

Homophobia

 

[Rozzy]

An XL Bad Dragon sex toy.

 

[OrionBalls]

He tripped on his mustache and was impaled on a random dick.

 

[Slav Power]

The niggers that fucked the monkeys. Ground zero of Freddie's death.

 

[MrTroll]

ZOG

 

[AgendaPoster]

buttseks

 

[Useful_Mistake]

@AgendaPoster told me, in a drunken rant, that he was the one to kill Mercury, and he was also the one to shit all over SF.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

That giant robot on the News of the World album cover.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Being a gigantic faggot

 

[DumbDude43]

he got his neghole pozloaded too many times

 

[ConsentAccidentVictimNo98]

bargain bin lander obv ripped open freddie's ass with his massive 8 inch dick

 

[Mary the Goldsmith]

I did, The guy above claiming otherwise is a decoy

 

[A-Stump]

He got a Bowie knife in the back. Over and over.

 

[Character from a movie]

Too much love

 

[Bob's Vagene]

BBC

 

[Whoopsie Daisy]

He suffocated on one of Brian May's hairballs.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Ironically it was mercury poisoning.

 

[Fag Albert]

it was also courtney love. shes a time traveling psychopath who hates musicians
Elvis? Courtney Love
John Lennon? Courtney Love in a fatsuit
Buddy Holly? Courtney Love drove that plane sideways

 

[WelperHelper99]

GRIDS