What makes a guy attractive?

[Gorgar]

title

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

having a gigantic cock

 

[Nick Gars]

Money and power.

 

[Meiwaku]

Women like to feel secure and protected. They also like to feel special.

Physically women very much so find men's hands and forearms attractive. This is one that does not occur to men so I'm helping y'all out by giving you girltalk.

 

[Chantal's Hijab]

Biceps bigger than mine.

This is non-negotiable.

Hands and forearms too, agree. Men who build things are attractive.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Confident, easy-going guys who are willing to help others (within reason, like if they're not already busy).

Hygiene is important. Literally no one wants to date an unwashed slob, not women or other men. Shaving isn't necessary, but shower and deodorant is required.

No one wants a guy who is desperate. It triggers womens fight or flight instinct and a desperate guy might actually be causing women to be more attracted to the guys who do offer safety from the creepy desperate one.

Being good with kids is a huge turn on for women for obvious reasons.

Show competency. Competent people are extremely attractive to both sexes. Show you are good at something, knowledgable, willing to teach it.

 

[byuu]

A colorful fursuit.

 

[spergetti & NEETballs]

Good physique with at least some muscle tone, not fat. Has at least a basic sense of style. Good hygiene. Good with animals/children, dependable, a good provider. Loyal, won't cheat on you. And the classics: height, social status, and income.

You don't need all of these traits but you do need some of them at least.

 

[Chantal's Hijab]

Good with animals/children, yes. This is very important. And not in a try hard, desperate way. Like men who recognize children are small people, and talk to them respectfully and kids are excited to show them their craft projects. If you don't know how to do this, it's very hard to explain.

But it's super attractive.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

Being a Pinball machine.

 

[Catler]

He posts on QnA.

 

[Ferdinand Bardamu]

Having a KF account

 

[The Evil Midnight Bomber]

An extensive Funko Pop collection.

 

[The Luigi Player]

not sperging about politics

 

[Feefee81093]

The twirly mustache

 

[Rozzy]

Having a Furry AD Twitter account.

 

[Gas The Trannies]

Saying those 3 magic words on the first date

Spoiler: 3 magic words

“I hate niggers”

 

[Cats]

What are you fuckin GAY?

 

[JethroTullamore]

The size of his Bad Dragon dildo collection, and on top of that, as the not-so-kinda-sorta-maybe-possibly-could-be in a way dead furry @byuu said, his bitchin’ fursuit.

 

[Meiwaku]

He must not use bed sheets or a bedframe. Pillows? Laughable. Bedside tables? Forget it. The only furniture in his tendie dungeon should be what was once a normal mattress, an inordinately expensive gamer comfy chair, consoles, single controller, and tower PCs. For optimum masculinity, he should have a limited diet and be unadventurous in its stake.

He should be very knowledgeable on racial phrenology, the works of jordan peterson, moe style anime /manga, and have a very niche knowledge of WWII as a "history buff".

His behavior should range to posting frantically in schizo messages on A&N (where 99% of his posting is), pisses in bottles or even better ...the sink, wakes up at 4pm every day to browse online, will mansplain crypto to me, watching vtubers, spamming NIGGER in every chat, and also secretly has a larger dildo collection than myself.