What is your Secret?

[Cats]

My secret is:

Spoiler

My mom's dog looks like a raw chicken when he lays on the floor.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Lemmings.

If you need to ask, you don't need to know.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

I'm a filthy foreigner

 

[Cats]

I'm a filthy foreigner

Spoiler: That's okay

depending on the type

 

[RussianParasite]

I am rubber and you are glue.

 

[Peanut Butter in Peril]

My interest in lolcows is pretty surface level.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

In 2010, I stole a 3lb bag of feta cheese.

 

[JethroTullamore]

In 2011, while walking home from the bar, I stole a pudding from the gas station, I payed for the pizza though.

Im the pudding bandit.

 

[Cats]

My interest in lolcows is pretty surface level.

I agree. I mainly come here for the farmers :]

Because I love the kiwy Farmers so much, I will share another secret:

Spoiler: Secret 2 (shh dont tell)

I once witnessed a dancing scarecrow in a field; I was so frightened that I immediately went to the bathroom, right then and there. We still think it was Spectral to this very day