What is your New Year's resolution?

[Breadbassket]

Should old acquaintance be forgot,
and never brought to mind?
Should old acquaintance be forgot,

and auld lang syne?
For auld lang syne, my dear,
for auld lang syne,
we'll take a cup of kindness yet,
for auld lang syne.

And surely you'll buy your pint cup!
and surely I'll buy mine!
And we'll take a cup o' kindness yet,
for auld lang syne.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

To rape you.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

To not make one.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I don't make New Year's resolutions.

 

[KittyGremlin]

To become stupider, it is literally impossible to tolerate existence on this Earth anymore without lobotomizing yourself.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

To fuck more bees.

 

[Jason Wynn]

To make Senpai Josh notice me

 

[King Metalia]

Getting more energy for The Negaverse of course.

 

[DoomsdayElite]

Resolutions are for faggots.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

To fuck more bees.

I fuck bees, not tragedies

 

[not william stenchever]

I am going to dig vast works into the earth and terrorize the goblins that live therein.

 

[DavidS877]

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