What is your impeachment speach?

[Crocodylus Acutus]

In one sentence, describe how you're not guilty, and are actually a really cool guy.

This thread was inspired by @eatler

 

[JethroTullamore]

“I did not have sex with that stuffed animal, no matter what the news outlets say.”

 

[Malodorous Merkin]

"Hells yeah I wrecked that ass!"

"I regret nothing!"

"Fuck all y'all!"

 

[Not A Bunny]

"There had better be pitchforks. It's not an impeachment without pitchforks."

 

[eatler]

“Dude you had those frys in there for two weeks”

Also I’m glad I could be your inspiration lol

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I blame the Gnome posters.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

I can't be guilty because as previously stated I know how to spell the word "speech".

 

[Cheeseknife]

I can't be guilty because as previously stated I know how to spell the word "speech".

Actually, this thread brings up an interesting question. The word "speech" is derived from the word "speak" and yet, for whatever reason, drops the "a" and replaces it with an "e". This is vexing. Why the hell does the English language do these things?!