What is your favorite TCAP quote

[Cats]

I like the ones that Chris Hansen reads out loud in his monotone voice.

"I might want to cut you a little, play with your blood laugh out loud"

the decoy voice overs are funny too. "Dang!"

And of course the greatest Chris Hansen original quote is this one

Which TCAP quote is your cleanest, best pleasure?

 

[WolfeTone]

*Mickey Mouse voice* "It's a question! huha!"

 

[Pitbull Victim]

 

[Cats]

U WANT DO IT RAW

NO RUBER

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

“Am I p-bein’ taped?”
“You are being taped”
“Oh cwap, am I gon’ be uh ee O-rrested?”

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

There’s so many, but lately I’m stuck on Hansen aylogging Lorne with ‘Is this all you do in your spare time?’

 

[Chao Garden]

2 WORDS: ROLEPLAYIN' CHAT ROOM DUDE

 

[mister meaner]

almost anything from this video
"WHAT? no way."
"you know what I don't want this cookie i just want to get to the beach"
*strumbles all over the porch*

 

[Cats]

"Cute tho, built good."

*looks like a Robocop animatronic*