What is your favorite random_text header quote? - That part of the site with the funny remark

[Breadbassket]

”kiwifarms is literally a harrassment factory”

”There is literally no hope for you kiwi whores scum of the earth, there is no saving you and you can only be dealth with in the most violent way imaginable.”

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

“OP is a faggot”

 

[MrTroll]

The diaper looks full.

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

The one that just appeared is rather funny: "You're not supposed to get a boner about 9/11!"

 

[Space Lazer Shark]

Mine's a tie between ”So if you kill yourself, don't come crying to me.” and “Im disabled. I have no job, I dont meet people, I have no money. I only have reddit.”
The former probably being the favorite out of the two by a tiny margin.

 

[The Evil Midnight Bomber]

 

[Wendigo Whorehouse]

“Yeah, I think horses can be sexy. Cartoons are gross though I'm not a pervert.”

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

“THIS IS A VIOLATION OF ETHNIC STANDERS!”

 

[JULAY]

 

[Power Ranger Monster]

"(The cops) told me to stop watching MLP."

 

[Jason Wynn]

"Believe me if that snake wanted to be fucked you'd know it"