What is Your Favorite Pretzel Shape?

[TandySmile]

I favor the rod for dipping in peanut butter, but the classic twist holds a special place in my heart.

 

[Waifu Days]

Hard pretzels, big rods. It still pretend I'm smoking when I eat them.

Soft, the classic bow.

 

[R00T]

my dad always keeps a bunch of sticks in a container that's probably hasn't been in production since the 70s and i can never have enough every time i go home. i like to "smoke" them too

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

There's a bar that makes them square and fries them, they are fucking delicious

 

[TandySmile]

Hard pretzels, big rods. It still pretend I'm smoking when I eat them.

Soft, the classic bow.

my dad always keeps a bunch of sticks in a container that's probably hasn't been in production since the 70s and i can never have enough every time i go home. i like to "smoke" them too

Freudian shit

 

[DankSmoker]

Hard pretzels are for alcoholics, the best pretzels are soft bows the size of your head seasoned with salt you can use to melt the ice on your sidewalk. Yellow or honey mustard optional.

Edit: actually I'll walk that back, chocolate covered hard pretzels are great but I havent had them in a while

 

[Fascist Frederick]

This shape:

I'm not sure what it's supposed to be but boy do they look delicious.

 

[DankSmoker]

This shape:
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I'm not sure what it's supposed to be but boy do they look delicious.

They are clearly shaped like prawns and anyone who says otherwise has untoward thoughts and possibly three testicles.

 

[A Gay Retard]

hard pretzels aren't pretzels

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Why the fuck is it $5 for a single pretzel at Auntie Annes? Now I have to bake my own pretzels like a human being instead of buying them like a nigger.