What is your favorite kitchen appliance?

[TETRABAX]

For me it would have to be the simple rice cooker

It works by abusing 2 quarks of physics to make perfectly cooked rice, 100% of the time.

The first being that it can't get water hotter than it's boiling temperature, extra energy added at the boiling temperature is matched by the energy leaving the system in steam.

The second being the permanent magnet that keeps the circuit powering the heating coil on. Due to the Curie effect, the permanent magnet will lose it's magnetism when it reaches a certain temperature.

When combined you get a rice cooker that will heat the water until boiling, and then when the sitting water has either evaporated or been absorbed by the rice, the rice is free to get hotter than the boiling temperature of water. Once it gets over that temperature it hits the Curie temperature of the permanent magnet and the cooker will pop and turn itself off.

Absolutely genius. No microprocessors, no timers, works at any elevation, so simple it can't break. The absolute pinnacle of human ingenuity

 

[gorgoroth7134]

100% of the time

Inaccurate. My rice cooker keeps cumming starch water out the top.

 

[TETRABAX]

Inaccurate. My rice cooker keeps cumming starch water out the top.

You do know you are supposed to wash rice before cooking right?

 

[gorgoroth7134]

You do know you are supposed to wash rice before cooking right?

Yes, until the water is clear. Why won't it stop cumming?

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

This one. I don't know what if even does.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

jaffle maker nigga

 

[Finger Pistols]

My toaster. I just love toasts, simple as.

 

[dick brain]

Being homeless will really make you appreciate the refrigerator. You can always find a way to cook something, but being able to easily keep leftovers is something people take for granted.

 

[Moths]

You do know you are supposed to wash rice before cooking right?

I like the starch plus if you do it just right all the starch pops out like a direct mould of your ricecooker

 

[gorgoroth7134]

I like the starch plus if you do it just right all the starch pops out like a direct mould of your ricecooker

Ok but where does the cum go then?

 

[DankSmoker]

Being homeless will really make you appreciate the refrigerator. You can always find a way to cook something, but being able to easily keep leftovers is something people take for granted.

As long as we're going down that line of thinking I'll go with garbage disposals. It's not like I'm stuffing heaps of stuff down the drain all the time but not having it would be very inconvenient, and gross.