- Joined
- Apr 17, 2020
My favorite Kaiju is one that I created known only as "Diddigrumpas", he is a 500 foot tall godzilla monster who preys upon the citizens of Japan and Bullies them non stop, calling them things like "fag" and "pussy" and "sissy" and kicking over their anime figurine displays and pissing and shitting onto the sleeping japanese in the night. Then I come in, Mr. Superamerica (ミスター・スーパーアメリカ - Misutā sūpāamerika) with my Excalibur Katana a perfect marriage of european steel and ancient honshu techniques and I cut the Diddigrumpas intwain with one blow, the thankful japs shower me in anime woman titties and body pillows and figurines and I am regarded as a national Hero of my "Fakku shitai kuni (ファックしたい国)", or "sister country". All this happened because of the atomic bombs