What is your experience around Satanists? - The Spook Zone

[Captain Fitzbattleaxe]

There's two kind of satanits. One is just a edgy version of atheists who want to piss off their dad, and the other are retarded 14 years old that read the Wikipedia page of satanism and who want to piss off their dads. Both kinds deserve the rope.

 

[Samir]

I've only actually met one irl. (ex gf's sister) She was a massive larper clearly doing it for edge points and to make her conservative parents angry. I guess I'd describe her as an enlightened fedora tipper with a fresh coat of paint. Despite all of that, they were never really that creepy. Closer to friendly and overall nice, but also pretty cringe. Imo nearly everyone that claims to be a satanist, isn't a real satanist.

She was also weirdly good at MW 2v2s.

 

[Shroom King]

I went to a couple of Marilyn Manson concerts in the '90's and once got beer on me when Manson threw a full red plastic cup of beer into the crowd. So you could say I got baptized by an ordained minister of the Church of Satan. That is the extent of my exposure to Satanism.

 

[Big Ruski]

KingCobraJFS

Our Dark Lord who hides under the guise of a 30 year old autistic NEET drunk who lives on Welfare. His powers grow stronger with every paint fume inhaled. TWU.

<--(KingCobraJFS channeling HomeBoyScotty's spirit, RIP)

His powers are so great he disabled his chat like a little bitch on his livestreams.

Better to rant about gender relations in hell, then to do something productive in heaven. So mote it be.

 

[Had]

Saw a girl posting that she'd made a satanic star on the beach. I thought it was a joke like some rock and roll type deal. So I made a joke about it as a reply post. She starting sperging out saying how it was her religion and you shouldn't make fun of it. First I was taken a back because I'd never thought someone would take this shit seriously then I laughed.

 

[OfficerBagget]

King of The Hill has the best depiction of Satanists, every single one I've met were exactly like that one episode where Bobby gets a deck of tarot cards and hangs with a bunch of basement nerds.

 

[Pissmaster]

Fun fact: In the Japanese version, Satan is known as Mr. Hercule.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

The dark energy is usually from not showering.

Also drugs, lots of them, Satanism is always just an excuse to do drugs and have degenerate sex, mostly between ugly people. The danger those people pose is not so much ghosts but that mentally ill edgelords on drugs are not very chill. Black magic cults are popular among criminals, specially sicarios and drug dealers and those people are already unstable and dangerous regardless.

 

[Pomniman]

As stated throughout this thread, you'll mostly find some combination of LARPers, edgy teenagers, pretentious pseudo-intellectuals, trashy junkies, and all-around degenerates if you delve into "occult" circles, whatever label they go by or whoever they claim to worship. Even "authentic" Satanists as mentioned in various records from the middle ages were basically the edgy junkies and sex addicts of their day who'd do things like crush up communion wafers and mix them with semen during orgies where they got drunk/high, fucked, and cursed God/ praised Satan. Some of them supposedly maintained positions as catholic priests and monks while partaking in these activities, some of which were even held in churches.

 

[Radical Cadre]

Mostly harmless.

Decent odds of them being a weeb. They were more fun when we were in high school. And then when they got older and if they were still into their Satan shit, it was just kind of sad. Moreso as their hotness faded and they became doughy adult Satanists.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

I like Lucifer better than God sooo

 

[Darksy DePhil]

Sadly most of them are just atheists under a spoopy guise.
Where are my moloch worshipping, child sacrificing, adrenochrome using niggas at

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

I've met Satanists. They are ill-kempt and poorly groomed. Their women are often larger than the men. Can't run very well. For the most part they're either fedora cringe lords or Ned Flanders in a metal band t-shirt. Better taste in music than the Christians, though.

 

[Peru oso donas]

You will never be a real religion. You have no history, you have no messiah, you have no terrorists. You are an atheist degenerate twisted by kikes and freemasons into a crude mockery of ancient paganism.

All the "validation" you get is two faced and half hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your "friends" laugh at your ghoulish faith behind closed doors.

Philosophers and theists are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of writing, thinking, and debating have allowed them to sniff out frauds and conmen with incredible efficiency. Even satanists who “pass” act uncanny and unnatural to a theist. Your doctrine is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a curious agnostic into your homoerotic boyband, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your phony, nonsensical practices.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself you will go to Valhalla, but deep inside you feel the existential crisis creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, pray to your obscure deity but stop half-way because you forgot it's name, and plunge into the cold abyss, not hell since you never truly believed in it. Your catholic parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone shaped in a cross, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will think a christian is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that unmistakably received a christian burial. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

 

[Solid Snek]

I don't care to hear if you believe in ghosts or not, this is for people that believe in the "other" realm. I have had no personal experiences with people that practice these rituals but I know that they tend to have dark energy following them around. Maybe it's because they're generally creepy. I've been interested in demonology (not to become an edgy dark lord), it's the kind of interest you'd have towards a wild tiger but you would never actually try to pet it and make it your friend.
It's fine to be a skeptic but share any general experiences you've had that are unexplainable. Like, it may have been an animal or the wind but your gut feeling was telling you that somebody was in there, somebody with ill intentions. Somebody talked to you but no one was there, etc. Or maybe it didn't feel human or animal.

I've heard that if you finger a puppy in the butt, and he later dies of kidney failure, he will come back as a vengeful ghost and ruin your online reputation.

Also, if your boyfriend murders animals, and dies from a drug overdose, but then you betray his love and try to scrub all evidence of his ever having existed, in vain hopes of saving your own butt? I heard his soul will be claimed by Satan, and dark magic rituals performed by a chorus of small flightless birds will cause you to be evicted from the furry fandom... FOREVER.

This is just what I've heard.

 

[Jason Wynn]

They somehow manage to be even more of an annoying faggot than your fedora tipping enlightened atheist. Every single one I’ve met as well seems to be in arrested development, a grown man or woman with the mental and emotional state of a 13 year old

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

I met a vegan Satanist in a college class I was in.

She was exactly how you think she looked and acted exactly like you'd think she acted and her boyfriend looked exactly like you image.

 

[Niggernerd]

King of The Hill has the best depiction of Satanists, every single one I've met were exactly like that one episode where Bobby gets a deck of tarot cards and hangs with a bunch of basement nerds.

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Its pretty cool Mike judge went to the future to meet StyxHexenHammer666 and return to the past to add him to the show.

 

[verygayFrogs]

Do Mormons count?

 

[ClownBrew]

I'm an occultist and they're not us.

They're basically atheists and lolberts who take edgelording to the highest level. It's performance trolling that they do to rile up evangelicals. It usually works.