What is your election speach?

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eatler

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In this hypothetical you get one sentence to convince me why I should elect you (give you the solution)
 
“And if I am elected
I promise the formation of a new party
A third party, the Wild Party!
I know we have problems,
We got problems right here in Central City,
We have problems on the North, South, East and West,
New York City, Saint Louis, Philadelphia, Los Angeles, Detroit, Chicago,
Everybody has problems,
And personally, I don't care.”
 
Fuck you, the votes don't matter, they'll just shoot me in the head like JFK if I try anything, no millionaire will ever care about you or act in your interest, stop falling for this bullshit and take up arms, the government isn't America, you are.
 
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