What is wrong with Serial DM rapists? - Crabshack 18: Barely Legal Edition

[Mankirk]

So what is up with this gaggle of retards who never learn their lesson? What lessons could possibly be learned from their hijinks? I am a very curious outsider, so please fill me in.

@Toji Suzuhara @CallmeCicada @Smell @Sundae @Moths @Just A Butt @p0e @Anne Hyroe @Lichen Bark @The Crack Spiders Bitch @Mound Dweller @Gravemind @Jewthulhu @Agent Snigger help me fill in the blanks

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Why am I the first?

 

[vomitusdeux]

If your DM chain isn't about lolcows, how to make better lolcow threads, or something else genuinely useful. I do not wish to be part of them. Sorry. Too many bad experiences in DMs.

 

[Anti Snigger]

Why am I the first?

I'm offended by being last

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Y'all niggas is gay.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

You leave @Toji Suzuhara alone! He's the Pieck to my Grotewohl.

I prefer to spread my influence as much as possible unless it involves fucked up shit like diapers or fursuits.

The Genossen in the struggle will understand this.

 

[Mound Dweller]

They only started importing me into those damn things last month and they're burning through 'em like chinks burn through dynasties.
It's just komfy sekrit klub shitposting I don't see the big deal, just stop adding people who have repeatedly stated they don't want to be added/shartoids/salty cunts who add staff to nuke it, maybe consider acquiring consent every so often (QnA would be good for this) to keep things halal, it's not hard.

@The Crack Spiders Bitch @Mound Dweller

This isn't in alphabetical order why the fuck are you placing me next to the upside downer?

 

[Moths]

I can neither confirm nor deny your statement in anyway and our office will get you an answer once we have thoroughly investigated the issue.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

If your DM chain isn't about lolcows, how to make better lolcow threads, or something else genuinely useful. I do not wish to be part of them. Sorry. Too many bad experiences in DMs.

Also shitposting, loss of the misc was a tragedy for all the Old Fags.

 

[Hitchhiker]

This isn't in alphabetical order why the fuck are you placing me next to the upside downer?

You know why.

>Not on the DM sex offender registry
Why should I even live anymore

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

So what is up with this gaggle of retards who never learn their lesson? What lessons could possibly be learned from their hijinks? I am a very curious outsider, so please fill me in.

You mean highly esteemed users who invite random users into random DM chains, and then some random person invites Null?
I would assume the lesson should be "a joke is not funny if you tell it five times in a row". "Always ask for consent" is also a decent lesson.

 

[Mound Dweller]

You know why.

This is discrimination/slander/harassment.
Why am I even on that list, most anything of what I post in there that isn't aimless banter is pure harmless seetheposting.

 

[CallmeCicada]

I just want a chat room with history I can go back and read that let's you upload images with out having to use bb code. It was also my first and only time making one, but I got yoinked of my DMs. You won't have to worry about me I guess.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

@CallmeCicada

I asked him nicely to stop inviting me and he was very respectful of that. I don't think his intent was to be a DM rapist.

 

[BunchaBabyDucks]

I don’t care but don’t put me in gaynigger soyteen DMs

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

You know why.

>Not on the DM sex offender registry
Why should I even live anymore

You miss 100% of the shots you never take - Agamemnon Busmalis

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

How else am I get those sweet, sweet tadpole pics without a DM chain?

 

[Skitarii]

I don’t care but don’t put me in gaynigger soyteen DMs

Soyteens hate dm's. That's why they shit them up

There would be no shiwi dm's if you faggots didn't invite-rape them all the time

 

[Mound Dweller]

Soyteens hate dm's. That's why they shit them up

Shartoids were born to shit and don't like being forced to wipe is all.

 

[Nuclear Operative]

You should make a Discord about it, like our friend here did on video related.