WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME

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Saddam Hussain Obama

Saddam Hussain Obama

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I have been having really bad anxiety and feeling lightheaded. This all started when my mom started talking about people dying from the vaccine, and now it feels like I'm going to pass out. My ears have issues. I thought I cleaned them, but I still feel dizzy, so I'm not sure it's my ears. How do I make this go away? It's so scary, and I had a mental breakdown pretty much in front of my family, and they told me the normal, Stop worrying, bro, and my mom's classic I just want you to be happy, like it's that easy. I'm sick of it. This is awful. How do I make it go away?
 
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Crystal Coomer said:
The worst thing about the covid vaccine is the pointy, big ouchie needle it came from. Then the pain went away and my life continued as normal.

Just chill, nigga.
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I dont really care about needles, that's the least concerning part of the vaccine. I've donated blood before with a bunch of people getting all anxious and woozy around me and I got a cookie out of it so I was the real winner in that deal.
 
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Anxiety attacks are the worst. Get your hands on some benzos asap (legally), or if you can't, I'd personally try to do something to go to sleep like popping the max dose of sleeping pills and/or get drunk (I'm not a doctor so this is not medical advice).

If you can't do anything about it, breathe. Never stop breathing through your nose, deep and steady breaths in and out. Distract yourself as best you can, and try to relax.
 
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The year is 2023. The CIA are beaming directed energy weapons into the heads of over one hundred million Americans 24 hours a day. News Media is compromised and delivers nothing but propaganda. Secret Government Files leaked due to poor security practices at Google reveal to all Alexa owners that there will be a moratorium on the upcoming election due to a manufactured crisis - COVID Part II: Revelations - nobody bats an eye. You are at home watching commercials and your MKULTRA killphrase is just moments away from being activated, causing you to go on a citywide rampage and giving gun control lobbyists another massive funding push to further legislation that will allow the government to take even more power away from its citizens. Now you tell me nigga out in these woods, is that....
 
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You are obviously experiencing gender dysphoria. The cure is to immediately begin transitioning into the opposite sex. Throw out all your old garments, then steal your mother's bank card to go on a shopping spree to properly outfit your real identity. Seek out the nearest purveyor of quality bathtub hormones, and take five times the suggested dose. Harass the local homosexuals for sex and threaten to out them as bigots if they decline.

Mate, go for a fucking walk, do some sit ups and shit. Then go home, have a shower, and make an appointment with your GP to talk about ways of dealing with anxiety. You are going to die. This is absolute fact. It is only a matter of when. There is absolutely nothing you can do to prevent this, only delay it. If you weren't freaking out over the fucking vaccine, you'd be freaking out over the hole in the ozone layer. Anxiety is a leech slithering around your head, blindly feeling for something tasty to latch onto. You need to learn how to manage the leech. The leech is the problem, not whatever it is that it's feeding off of.
 
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