What is this strange biological oddity?

[Quantum Diabetes]

Several times a day I feel this uncomfortable fullness and then brown matter emanates from my posterior.
After I ingested several cans of this liquid labeled "Keystone light" it came fiercely, before I could remove my lower garments and sit on the water filled porcelain chair. What is happening?

 

[The Real Me]

You are going to die.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Nobody Poops But You

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Eat it to find out more

 

[Disheveled Human]

Several times a day I feel this uncomfortable fullness and then brown matter emanates from my posterior.
After I ingested several cans of this liquid labeled "Keystone light" it came fiercely, before I could remove my lower garments and sit on the water filled porcelain chair. What is happening?

That's what happens when you drink 10+ cans of beer, the next day you get shitty diarrhea. It's your bodies way of punishing you for being a retard.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Oh my God you need to put it back in, that’s the stuff that keeps your organs in place!

 

[Hot Daddy Hard Nipples]

@Super Colon Blow

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

My doodoo was really light colored after a lot of yogurt

 

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

You have cancer.

 

[lurk_moar]

My doctor says this should ideally happen once a day.

 

[Mr. Bung]

It's called "giving birth." Congratulations!