what is the perfect murder?

[Cat tit bingo]

I'd invite someone to a lake and stab them with a sword fish

 

[RacistComputer79]

The perfect murder is one you can cover up with money. The method itself doesn't even matter as long as you are in a place of power and you have a lot of useful connections.

 

[The Secret Sauce]

This one.

 

[alphabetnigger]

A suicide is the perfect murder. The only witness is dead and you're not around to take accountability.

 

[Farsided]

The perfect murder occurs when you got dirt on a duo of well known Arkansas politicians

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

You freeze a plastic coke bottle full of water then slice the plastic off & clobber someone over the head with it in the bath tub then throw the ice bottle in the tub to melt.

Also makes a great doge toy in summer

 

[OrionBalls]

Break in to an old lady's house (one with connections is best) on a Saturday night. Take her from her bed, and disappear into the Arizona night. Mess with the cameras a little bit, and count on idiots sending in random ransom notes while you run.

 

[Kosher Dill]

You pull them out of the trailer park and make them a celebrity, then cut them loose and let them self-destruct.

 

[Ygolonac]

Is it true that pigs can completely devour a human corpse, including the bones so that no trace of the body remains?