What is the most pretentious coffee order?

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

Title double shot macchiato

 

[Gay Joker]

Double capuchino, half caf, non fat milk with just enough foam to be aesthetically pleasing but not so much as it leaves a mustache, with a whisper of cinnamon

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

Any coffee order.

 

[We Are The Witches]

Coffee is gross as hell.

 

[卐卐卐]

None . If its available on the menu I can order it guilt free. I wouldnt feel bad making something sophisticated at home, so why should I feel bad when IM PAYING FOR IT? Just because it's a given that coffee shops hire low skill workers that fuck up all orders doesnt mean we should accept their incompetence. It's just a DRINK. STOP MESSING IT UP SAAR

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I drink my coffee black, unsweetened and at room temperature. I'll make a pot of Maxwell House in the morning and let it cool off for several hours.

If I'm feeling fancy I'll put it in the fridge.

 

[pollution jim]

breast milk coffee

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

saying anything beyond

1. size (S,M,L)
2. style (latte, cap, flat, black)
3. milk (if applicable) full cream/low fat/soy
4. sugar (yes/no or number)
5. thank you

Coffee is gross as hell.

ur gross as hell

 

[DankSmoker]

Going to a coffee shop is gay, just make it at home and chuck it in a thermos.

 

[NuII's Clitty💦]

Real Aryans pop caffeine pills and chase them down with some pseudoephedrine syrup.

 

[Le b0wski]

Not again.