What is the most humane method of execution?

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Genuine answer:
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CO2 car poisoning, hear me out.
From the case studies I've read/watched the process is painless, maybe a bit uncomfortable midway. As the CO2 builds up in your bloodstream you feel like taking a nap relatively fast and you die a painless death while your body stays intact.

The second method thats worth a mention is death by lethal injection, if done properly the process lasts 15-25 minutes tops, is painless and the experience is just like falling asleep after a long day but you don't wake up.

Also maybe a precise headshot with a gun, I don't know if it's painless though.

edit: I am not suicidal I am just morbidly curious from time to time
 
Choice of death, everyone will have different preferences so the most humane method is letting them choose. I'd pick overdosing on Viagra while a whorehouse rides me to death or drowning in chocolate pudding.
 
Genuine answer:
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CO2 car poisoning, hear me out.
From the case studies I've read/watched the process is painless, maybe a bit uncomfortable midway. As the CO2 builds up in your bloodstream you feel like taking a nap relatively fast and you die a painless death while your body stays intact.

The second method thats worth a mention is death by lethal injection, if done properly the process lasts 15-25 minutes tops, is painless and the experience is just like falling asleep after a long day but you don't wake up.

Also maybe a precise headshot with a gun, I don't know if it's painless though.

edit: I am not suicidal I am just morbidly curious from time to time
Your thinking CO, the CO2 molecule is to large to be absorbed through the lungs into the bloodstream. CO molecules are smaller than O2
 
Choice of death, everyone will have different preferences so the most humane method is letting them choose. I'd pick overdosing on Viagra while a whorehouse rides me to death or drowning in chocolate pudding.
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