What is the funniest way to commit suicide? - I was wondering what method of suicide will get the most laughs.

[Alex Hogendorp]

Does suicide always have to be sad?

 

[Tablet County]

Autoerotic asphyxiation. When you get caught dead doing that you've been caught by everyone.

 

[Super Shiro]

Tying dozens of balloons to a handgun on a windy afternoon, shooting yourself with it, and letting the evidence slip out of your hand to end up in a field 50 miles away.

 

[Chongqing]

Trout in the throat.

Saw it on the show 1000 ways to die.

It actually happened to female angler by accident.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

Step one- gain the ability to explosively combust
Step 2- go to a resturaunt.

Step 3- ask "does this have any dairy?" (You ordered something with dairy)

Step four- proclaim "uh oh.." while staring into the abyss and explode.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

Execution by a squad of clowns wielding BANG revolvers, except they also shoot real bullets.

 

[Feefee81093]

This has been decided already. It's death my shirt launcher.