What is the best back scratcher?

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

And why is it a spaghetti spoon?

 

[Waifu Days]

A big strong Midwestern man.

 

[Mr.Miyagi]

Cactus

 

[eatler]

Any wall really. Corners scratch the best.

 

[X Prime]

The best back scratcher is a human female.

 

[TroonsDid911]

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Those terrible, cheap Chinese wooden back scratchers that are like taking a rasp to your back.

 

[Professor G. Raff]

This kind of hair brush is the best for scratching anything. It's got tons of bristles that are firm enough to give a satisfying scratch but also have enough give where they aren't going to hurt you* even if you use it pretty vigorously.


*results may vary if you scratch your balls with it too much.

 

[Aunt Carol]

If you're serious--if you're really serious--check out itchthatbitch.com.

They ship with this metal filing paper so you can make the ends sharper if you feel the need.

 

[theshitposter]

tree bark

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

If you're serious--if you're really serious--check out itchthatbitch.com.
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They ship with this metal filing paper so you can make the ends sharper if you feel the need.

Looks like something Scorpion would use in Mortal Kombat.

 

[Cats]

If you're serious--if you're really serious--check out itchthatbitch.com.
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They ship with this metal filing paper so you can make the ends sharper if you feel the need.

this is it. the metal tines are perfect and can be Shaped

Nothing worse than a dull plastic back """scratcher"""

 

[Pedophobe]

And why is it Hitachi branded?