What is the base unit for gayness?

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So I was thinking like calling it a Streisand, but that already seems way too gay where a lot of activities would have to be measured in decimals.

I'm looking for like the literal least gay (but still gay) thing you can do so I can call that a '1' and go up from there. Something like hugging your dad, but that also seems too gay.

Maybe unironically saying "I love you" to a woman is probably the least gay (but still gay) thing I can think of, but what would you call that?

So like this thread I'm thinking would be like a 5 on the scale, and sucking a guy's dick would be like 1000 (so you could call it a kilo-X if we figure out what X is).

I need help here, it's for an academic paper I'm writing.
 
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that would be our beloved flesh-sex-horror Dylan Mulvaney of course

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Dylan is the maximally pure measurement of gay like the international prototype meter bar
 
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It's the Fagole and they're measured in hundreds. Why? Because if you're taking in at 1 Fagole, you're already a 100% certified faggot. For example, if you wear assless chaps, that's 500 Fagoles. Sucking another man's dick is 1000 Fagoles, 10,000 if he's black. It was discovered in Ancient Greece by Herakles Fagoili, and named after him. I am happy to share this knowledge with you all.

You're welcome.
 
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Start measuring it in "Teapots" Name obviously comes from the phrase "spilling the tea" but can also refer to the "I'm a little teapot" stance where one hand is resting on one hip that a lot of femmy gay men do.

That fag is at least measuring in at 9000 teapots.

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Your Starter for 10 said:
I'm looking for like the literal least gay (but still gay) thing you can do so I can call that a '1' and go up from there.
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Any conscious untoward thoughts of a man (as opposed to intrusive OCD thoughts, equivalent to driving off a cliff despite not wanting to) such as "he's handsome".

Additionally, any degree of physical arousal (even something as simple as eyes lingering on a man, taking a second look, or face flushing slightly).

These are extremely gay but are still the minimal detectable degrees of gayness.
 
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