What is the answer to the Skeleton Question?

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Bull Kike

Bull Kike

"I have never been a normal weight." – Josh Moon
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Skeletons have been kicked out of 109 realms and constantly steal our scares. What should we do with them?
 
Solution
Professor G. Raff
Re-kill skeletons. Throw holy water at skeletons. Use your +1 mace to deal extra bludgeoning damage to skeletons. Turn undead skeletons. Play skeleton's ribs like a xylophone. Give skeleton's bones to your dog. Display skeletons in grade school science class. Sell skeleton's skulls to wiccans on Tumblr. Cause skeletons to collapse into a pile of bones. Deprive skeletons of milk.
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Re-kill skeletons. Throw holy water at skeletons. Use your +1 mace to deal extra bludgeoning damage to skeletons. Turn undead skeletons. Play skeleton's ribs like a xylophone. Give skeleton's bones to your dog. Display skeletons in grade school science class. Sell skeleton's skulls to wiccans on Tumblr. Cause skeletons to collapse into a pile of bones. Deprive skeletons of milk.
 
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Solution
The Magnificence said:
...I got news for you, buddy. They've already taken over. In fact, there's a skeleton inside you right now.
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Fun fact, Ray Bradbury wrote a version of this story when he was a kid. Timeless spooks
bradburyspookyskeleton.png
 
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