What is something that pisses everyone off?

[Lithuophile]

I want to offend as many people as possible with as few words as possible

 

[Tablet County]

Say that you play League of Legends.

 

[Gog & Magog]

Always yawn as loud as possible.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

I can’t think of anyone who doesn’t get pissed off at traffic.

 

[Rozzy]

Waiting in line at the DMV office.

 

[Anti Snigger]

Text fields on mobile apps that are for like an email or something that auto-capitalize the text.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Turning into an aisle in the grocery store and seeing this in front of where you need to be:

 

[Day Drinking]

Have you ever heard of politics?

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

honk when traffic lights immediately turn green

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

Say a gender degree is valid.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Say something stupid and then act like everyone calling you stupid isn't smart enough to understand what you meant.

 

[Chongqing]

Shout random numbers when someone is trying to count.

Tell people they weren't raised correctly.

Tell people they have a smell. Not a bad one, just a different one.

 

[LonesomeDud]

Being misunderstood and interpreted uncharitably when all you're trying to do is help.

 

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

Israel

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Turning into an aisle in the grocery store and seeing this in front of where you need to be:
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Going into dressing room, locker room, daycare center, communal shower, and wherever women gather and seeing this.

 

[Power Ranger Monster]

Just about anything with this font color

 

[DankSmoker]

Always yawn as loud as possible.

Yawning just makes people sleepy. I prefer a really audible and enunciated "achoo" kind of sneeze to put people on edge.

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

Yawning just makes people sleepy. I prefer a really audible and enunciated "achoo" kind of sneeze to put people on edge.

Well, if you need a loud sneezer, I can help. One time at uni I had to sneeze during a lecture in a big auditorium and it definitely woke up some people.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

Yawning just makes people sleepy. I prefer a really audible and enunciated "achoo" kind of sneeze to put people on edge.

chew with your mouth open