What is planet ass like? - And who are the assholians?

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Planet Ass is exactly how you'd expect. It's a giant planet of Ass. The largest cheeks in the universe. The Assholians are a wonderful yet peaceful people who are timid and live in the Colonosco City. Everyone lived in harmony until one day the Faggotrians from Planet Homoerotica attacked. They stormed this peaceful planet with their galaxy conquering vessel, the Prison Bull. The Prison Bull opened fire, burning Colonosco City to the ground. But the real invasion started when the Prison Bull fired it's Soap Cannon Launcher, and a giant bar of soap was launched beneath the other side of the planet. Planet Ass had no choice but to tilt and pick it up, it's just common courtesy. And that's when the real invasion began....
 
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