What is love?

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Solution
Dom Cruise
Buy it, use it, break it, fix it, trash it, change it, mail, upgrade it
Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it, snap it, work it, quick erase it
Write it, cut it, paste it, save it, load it, check it, quick rewrite it
Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it, drag it, drop it, zip - unzip it
Lock it, fill it, call it, find it, view it, code it, jam, unlock it
Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it, cross it, crack it, switch, update it
Name it, read it, tune it, print it, scan it, send it, fax, rename it
Touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it, turn it, leave it, stop, format it
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SSF2T Old User said:
♪♫baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more♪♫
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Buy it, use it, break it, fix it, trash it, change it, mail, upgrade it
Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it, snap it, work it, quick erase it
Write it, cut it, paste it, save it, load it, check it, quick rewrite it
Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it, drag it, drop it, zip - unzip it
Lock it, fill it, call it, find it, view it, code it, jam, unlock it
Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it, cross it, crack it, switch, update it
Name it, read it, tune it, print it, scan it, send it, fax, rename it
Touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it, turn it, leave it, stop, format it
 
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Solution
A collection of chemicals in your brain that evolution uses to make you reproduce. The rest of your life is tolerance.
 
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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore.
When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine, that's amore.
 
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Howard's wife was a crip, and prolly still is.

He never left her side.

That is what love is: becoming a world-famous rock star but still cleaning the shit off your spakker wife. Romantic, really.
 
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I've seen this thread before, just like the other one questioning what's the meaning of life when you're destined to die and be forgotten (which always ends up in everyone calling OP a homosexual).
 
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