what is kwanza?

[stupid orc]

i don’t understand it... i read the wikipedia page and it sounds like some commie gobblde gook. what is it?

 

[MrTroll]

Malcolm Xmas.

 

[OrionBalls]

 

[Creep3r]

Its a very special time of year when a true brother has to honor the Seven Kwanzaa Principles:

#1: Two wrongs don't make a white.
#2: When the going gets tough, the tough take a four hour lunch break
#3: A knocked-up panty hamster is worth a thousand strokes.
#4: A penny saved is a penny that still can't buy you shit.
#5: The early bird gets the child support.
#6: You can't judge a gook by its lunch specials.
#7: Figure out what in the hell Kwanzaa is.

Get educated you ignorant crackhead.

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

An attempt to manufacture culture for African Americans. Due to it starting in California, it is noticeably overrepresented in media and public thought despite having so few practitioners.

 

[Slimy Time]

This is the only thing important that came from Kwanza.

 

[FUCKTHEPONY]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=we2iWTJqo98
This is the only thing important that came from Kwanza.

First of all I was kind of upset the cake was gonna be fucking 70% of dough inside, but the huge fucking candles and the fruit god forbidden mess straight from the fucking can actually made me hope she would save the humiliation of a cake by giving it some shit like fucking big eyes and bright red marzipan lips to turn into comedy or something.

 

[Slimy Time]

First of all I was kind of upset the cake was gonna be fucking 70% of dough inside, but the huge fucking candles and the fruit god forbidden mess straight from the fucking can actually made me hope she would save the humiliation of a cake by giving it some shit like fucking big eyes and bright red marzipan lips to turn into comedy or something.

I mean, she did with another recipe.

That is a "cocktail" which is a mix of vodka, heavy cream and lemon. Heavy cream and lemon when mixed causes the cream to curdle and become sour, ergo the face.

I remember way back in the mid 2000's she was a complete meme for all of the recipes she made which didn't involve cooking and the copious amount of cocktail recipes she put out to dull the horrors of what she made.