Containment What If?

[Betachu]

He'd complain that it wasn't Lego or a harem of sweethearts from the Ground-Up

What if it was and he still wasn't happy?

 

[CWCissey]

What if it was and he still wasn't happy?

Chris will never be happy. I think Marvin said this, but you can solve all of Chris' problems and he still wouldn't be grateful.

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris was caught playing (and enjoying) HEX-Box?

 

[AnOminous]

Chris will never be happy. I think Marvin said this, but you can solve all of Chris' problems and he still wouldn't be grateful.

His main problem is being Chris.

 

[Marvin]

@Marvin would become very rich once Chris passed on/got kicked out gave it to Clyde Cash in a wig and dress.

Fixed.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris built Stonehenge?

 

[AnOminous]

What if Chris built Stonehenge?

Legohenge.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris sank Atlantis?

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris sank Atlantis?

Barb did it, not Chris.

 

[Apocalypso]

Barb did it, not Chris.

Barblantis.

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris got locked inside a vending machine?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris got locked inside a vending machine?

He'd refuse to leave.

What if Chris ate himself to death?

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris ate himself to death?

Spoiler

He might once Barb dies

Spoiler

Or more likely not

 

[CWCissey]

He'd refuse to leave.

What if Chris ate himself to death?

Spoiler: Grotesqueness

 

[Betachu]

Spoiler: Grotesqueness

...did Chris draw that!?

 

[CWCissey]

...did Chris draw that!?

No it's from Xanabit's magnum opus 'Fear And Loathing In CWCVille'

 

[ASoulMan]

What if Chris had a goose instead of a duck?

 

[Somar]

What if Solid Chris switched bodies with Liquid Chris?

 

[Betachu]

What if Solid Chris switched bodies with Liquid Chris?

Ian Brandon Anderson would finally become the TRUE (but not ORIGINAL) CWC.

Spoiler

And then he'd wake up

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris had a goose instead of a duck?

The goose would bite the duck.

What if Chris was a yodeler?