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The series would get a reboot and people would finally have a reason to watch MTV again.
What if aliens landed on earth and Chris was the first human being they met?
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What if aliens landed on earth and Chris was the first human being they met?
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They'd fly away in fear, vowing never to return.
What if Chris had a cybernetic arm?
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...or we would soon face an invasion of alien shock-troops... with blue colored arms.
He would create more medallions to afford the "Moto-China-Attachment 3000".
What if Chris starts doing hallucinogenic drugs?
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No I don't think so, some people asked if Chris had blue arms, but not if he was the blue arm bandit himself.
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Oh, okay. Then Chris would hate himself then.
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He'd end up fantasising about being in a wonderful imaginary land where people worshipped him, he was mayor of his own city and had super powers to fend off his enemies.
Either that or he'd start seeing Yawning Squirtle wherever he goes, telling him to not bother with his various escapades and just get high instead.
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What if there was a parallel universe where Chris was insanely successful, and the people trolling him were all autistics that shit themselves?
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What if Chris ate a devil fruit?
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He'd eat the Shit Shit fruit and gain the power to shit on command.
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Given that he does it even when not thinking about it the ability to command it would be an improvement.
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What if Chris had heat-ray vision?
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What if Chris was left in charge of a toddler for one day?
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The toddler would be smarter than him.
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He'd dress as Sonichu and scare the ladies and children in the afternoon parade.
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What if Chris was a food critic?