Containment What If?

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Marshal Mannerheim said:
He'd probably just be a local oddity at best and would have shot up a school at worst.

Say what you will about the early years of trolling, I sincerely believe that the way we got him to focus on Sonichu and picked petty fights with him over the internet stopped him from doing anything worse.
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If Chris had the balls to shoot up Manchester High, some ween would have convinced him to do it by now to start the merge or some dumb shit. Besides that one time he ran over Michael Snyder like a chad, Chris is a giant pussy.
 
Dr. Silvestrechu said:
What if you were offered a thousand dollars a day to blow Chris once a day for the rest of your life? Would you take the offer? It has to be until completion btw.
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Hell no! People claim that he bathes, but he looks filthy.

What if Chris became a special ed school teacher?!
 
Dr. Silvestrechu said:
If Chris had the balls to shoot up Manchester High, some ween would have convinced him to do it by now to start the merge or some dumb shit. Besides that one time he ran over Michael Snyder like a chad, Chris is a giant pussy.
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Speaking of poosi CWC, what would happen if he's at the other side of the gun? Like if he ended up in the Columbine Massacre, what would his odds of survival be?
 
This might've been asked already, but I've thought about this from time to time: what if Chris woke up one day and his autism/idiocy was wiped? He just became a normal, discerning dude who has the capacity for things like awareness and shame.

If someone woke up from an autism bender after nearly forty years to see the broadcasted life they've forged, would they straight-up kill themselves? If Chris Chan realized how mangled, empty, and horrifying his life was and that being an embarrassing clown is all he's known for, would he go on living or would he kill himself?

I know I'm not accounting for the years of being spoiled and coddled by his parents which certainly shaped his personality for the worst, but it's a thought.

I think I'd be too mortified to carry on.
 
eDove said:
This might've been asked already, but I've thought about this from time to time: what if Chris woke up one day and his autism/idiocy was wiped? He just became a normal, discerning dude who has the capacity for things like awareness and shame.

If someone woke up from an autism bender after nearly forty years to see the broadcasted life they've forged, would they straight-up kill themselves? If Chris Chan realized how mangled, empty, and horrifying his life was and that being an embarrassing clown is all he's known for, would he go on living or would he kill himself?

I know I'm not accounting for the years of being spoiled and coddled by his parents which certainly shaped his personality for the worst, but it's a thought.

I think I'd be too mortified to carry on.
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If he had disassociative fugue like that, he'd probably do what most people with that do and pack their shit and move somewhere to start anew under a different identity.
 
eDove said:
This might've been asked already, but I've thought about this from time to time: what if Chris woke up one day and his autism/idiocy was wiped? He just became a normal, discerning dude who has the capacity for things like awareness and shame.
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I'd imagine it'd be like Charlie in Flowers for Algernon where he becomes thrown into a deep depression due to gaining newfound awareness over how pathetic he actually is and also the realization that no one ever actually liked him. With the capacity for awareness and shame over his actions, he'll most likely just succumb to suicide which is what any sane, rational minded person would do if they let themselves become as far gone as present-year Chris has.
 
Had said:
Is Chris's short comings his own fault
or what if he is a victim of his environment
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Don't think this really goes in this thread but personally, I think it can be attributed to both his autism and his environment enabling him to be retarded. We'll just see what happens when barb eventually kicks it lol
 
AgentYoshida4444 said:
What if CWC buys plastic crap just to cover up a hidden crack addiction that actually eats up most of his tugboat?
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I'd sincerely doubt he'd smoke crack, more likely to smoke weed and drink copious amounts of alcohol. Basically anything he can digest.
 
Has anyone asked if Chris tried getting into the sissy porn industry? Serious question, I'd imagine he'd have a good shot and make a good amount of money. He's a fat, feminine, babyfaced shemale with a small dick. People into sissy porn will go absolutely crazy for that shit, he'd make decent money and won't have to worry about weens screaming "GET A JOB" at him 24/7
 
Ethan MacManus said:
Has anyone asked if Chris tried getting into the sissy porn industry? Serious question, I'd imagine he'd have a good shot and make a good amount of money. He's a fat, feminine, babyfaced shemale with a small dick. People into sissy porn will go absolutely crazy for that shit, he'd make decent money and won't have to worry about weens screaming "GET A JOB" at him 24/7
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They aren't even remotely attractive or mentally compontent enough for that.
 
Internet_Loner said:
They aren't even remotely attractive or mentally compontent enough for that.
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You're thinking of femboys, soft young youthful feminine males. Sissy is another term that refers to older, less attractive males. Chris pulls off that look 100 percent. He doesn't need to put effort into it.

And as for the mental competence? All you do is just do what you're told, it's not like he's serving burgers or cleaning floors. He just needs to read his lines and get fucked. That's it. Anyone can do that.
 
Ethan MacManus said:
All you do is just do what you're told, it's not like he's serving burgers or cleaning floors. He just needs to read his lines and get fucked. That's it. Anyone can do that.
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Considering the 'recent' Femboy Hooters meme, what if 14 BC would somehow be converted into a sissy version of such estabilishment? The cleaning floors part might be omitted for the authenticity or something, as well as lower the competency bar for CWC
 
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