Containment What If?

[Apocalypso]

He would do something and it wouldn't involve shitting himself.

What if Chris was asked to voice a character in the Sonic Boom cartoon?

He'd guest star as Dr. Eggman in an episode where he was zapped by a laser and turned into a man-childish male lesbian claiming to be trapped in a fat man's body. It then turns out that he was straight the whole time and only wanted a girl all for himself. The whole lesbian thing was a ploy purely done as bait for women.

What if Chris was into the Kangaroo song?

 

[ON 190]

What if Chris was a teletubby?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a teletubby?

We could officially call him 'Stinky Winky'.

 

[AP 297]

What if Chris was a teletubby?

Um I am not sure if that is a what if question. I think the correct question would be what if she was not a teletubby?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris was a member of GWAR?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris went on a blind date?

 

[Konstantinos]

What if Chris went on a blind date?

*insert joke about Chris only being visually appealing to blind people here*

 

[jacobsonic]

What if Chris went on a blind date?

In a shocking twist Chris's mystery date would turn out to be Mary Lee Walsh with hilarity to follow.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris went on a blind date?

The date would only go so well for a blind girl until she smells a rotten stench (ie Chris).

In a shocking twist Chris's mystery date would turn out to be Mary Lee Walsh with hilarity to follow.

Or Barb.

What if Chris' house was a tourist sight highlighted in an edition of Lonely Planet, USA?

 

[Wanderer]

What if Chris had a complete mental breakdown and got thrown in a nut house? He's been on the edge for a while now, and it just might be a possibility.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris had a complete mental breakdown and got thrown in a nut house? He's been on the edge for a while now, and it just might be a possibility.

He'd get thrown out of the nut house after the doctors give up on Chris and throw him onto the streets. The Hobo Saga would then begin.

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris and Barb charged traveling Kiwi Farmers a fair amount of money for a guided tour of their house like it's an exhibit with gift shops and whatnot?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris and Barb charged traveling Kiwi Farmers a fair amount of money for a guided tour of their house like it's an exhibit with gift shops and whatnot?

Many a Kiwi would get swallowed up by the hoard.

 

[Somar]

What if Chris stopped shitting himself and actually did something worthwhile with his life?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris stopped shitting himself and actually did something worthwhile with his life?

That would be the day when pigs fly.

What if Barbara was a barber?

 

[Captain_Asshole]

What if Chris and Barb charged traveling Kiwi Farmers a fair amount of money for a guided tour of their house like it's an exhibit with gift shops and whatnot?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris traveled back in time and met young Barb, had sex with her, and then accidentally got her pregnant with Cole?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris traveled back in time and met young Barb, had sex with her, and then accidentally got her pregnant with Cole?

What if Barb spooned Chris, with a spoon?

 

[Wanderer]

What if Barb spooned Chris, with a spoon?

The spoon would be swallowed by his fat flabs, never to be seen again

 

[Somar]

What if EVERY SINGLE VIDEO Chris had made were put on tv? Even including the blow up doll sex tape.