Containment What If?

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What if someone convinced Chris to get a job at McDonalds, so he could actually earn his pay and got his fast food for less with them EMPLOYEE BENEFITS THO
 
He would come in to work dressed like this every day, be promoted to manager, and he would spray himself with pepper spray, fall into the fryer, sue McDonalds, Win $10 million dollars and waste it all on lawyers, LEGOs and hookers.

 
What if Chris guest starred on Howard Stern?
Chris would shit, with everyone watching/listening (I don't know what Howard Stern has been doing lately) and would soon become famous. Then, he would be picked up by TLC after they read the CWCki and realize that he's a reality show goldmine.

What if Chris gets rammed in the ass and likes it?
 
What if Chris finally cracked (some more) and started trolling himself?
Have you seen his behavior lately? Chris has always been his own worst troll.
 
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