Containment What If?

[BrokenEntity]

What if Chris stopped being a lolcow? Then what would we do?

Just so I don't double post:

What if Chris was allowed to play on escalators unsupervised as a kid?

Would he have ended up like this?

Spoiler

Slighly off topic:

Spoiler: My feelings about what's behind that spoiler tag.

Oh my god this gif makes me feel horrified.
Just the way that other kid walked over and stared at his limp body...
Jesus.

 

[AnOminous]

What if Chris stopped being a lolcow? Then what would we do?

Just so I don't double post:


Slighly off topic:

Spoiler: My feelings about what's behind that spoiler tag.

Oh my god this gif makes me feel horrified.
Just the way that other kid walked over and stared at his limp body...
Jesus.

Spoiler

The kid lived.

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if Michael Snyder married Barb and became Chris's father?

That would make a great sitcom.

 

[CornetteFace]

What if Chris started a stable of Autistic heels with a couple of guys who pretended to be Autistic?

They'd enter the arena Eddie Guerrero style. Only with a short bus

 

[GS 281]

They'd enter the arena Eddie Guerrero style. Only with a short bus

What if JBL made Barb have a heart attack and Chris challenged him to a match for the championship?

 

[CornetteFace]

What if JBL made Barb have a heart attack and Chris challenged him to a match for the championship?

Chris would shit his pants and bleed in a Texas bullrope match

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was attracted to animals instead of women?

 

[Holdek]

What if Chris was attracted to animals instead of women?

He likes to "piddle" his cats.

 

[Apocalypso]

He likes to "piddle" his cats.

 

[Holdek]

Eh, you did ask the question, my fellow Christorian.

 

[Apocalypso]

Eh, you did ask the question, my fellow Christorian.

Well, I didn't expect that kind of answer.

What if Chris was a bat?

 

[JSGOTI]

Spoiler: My feelings about what's behind that spoiler tag.

Oh my god this gif makes me feel horrified.
Just the way that other kid walked over and stared at his limp body...
Jesus.

For what it's worth, he survived.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ator-handrail-plummets-TWO-FLOORS-ground.html

 

[ToroidalBoat]

a bat?

Chris already has the nocturnal sleep cycle down and lives in a cave (made out of hoard), so he's almost there.

What if Chris was Batman?

 

[Apocalypso]

Chris already has the nocturnal sleep cycle down and lives in a cave (made out of hoard), so he's almost there.

What if Chris was Batman?

I'll let you decide which one's Chris.

 

[CornetteFace]

What if Chris lived in the dessert?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris lived in the dessert?

He'd be an oil shake.

 

[BrokenEntity]

I'll let you decide which one's Chris.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zoAZsXOTJy4

Off Topic: Are these the guys who protect the fat acceptance people on tumblr?

 

[LiquidCooledGonads]

What if Chris hopped onto the dying remains of GamerGate and made a video praising Brianna Wu?

 

[CornetteFace]

Wu would file a police report claiming death threats.

 

[Holdek]

Chris already has the nocturnal sleep cycle down and lives in a cave (made out of hoard), so he's almost there.

What if Chris was Batman?

I'm Batman.