Containment What If?

[Morbid Boredom]

What if Chris entered a drag contest

He would lose.

 

[AnOminous]

What if Chris's house was burned down by a Wii?

Spoiler

 

[Marvin]

What if Chris entered a drag contest

He's probably trying to.

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris could change dimensions?

 

[Somar]

What if Chirs never made it past 1st grade?

 

[ahavayeshana]

What if Chris Chan became the transgendered lead singer of a heavy metal band like Judas Priest or Megadeth?

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris Chan became the transgendered lead singer of a heavy metal band like Judas Priest or Megadeth?

It'd be like Life of Agony, but with more electric hedgehog pokemon.

 

[ahavayeshana]

It'd be like Life of Agony, but with more electric hedgehog pokemon.

That would be kind of fascinating...You know, in a car crash kinda way.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was on a wheelchair?

 

[Konstantinos]

What if Chris was on a wheelchair?

He'd be getting about as much exercise as he's getting now.

 

[Ronin369]

What if we trolled Chris to a paid vacation to a Turkish bathhouse to get rid of years worth of dirt off of him?

 

[GS 281]

What if Chris's house was burned down by a Wii?

Spoiler

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It already was burnt down by a Wii-tard.

I'll show myself out.

 

[dabluearmedbandit]

What if we trolled Chris to a paid vacation to a Turkish bathhouse to get rid of years worth of dirt off of him?

He would just immediately start accumulating new filth from his dirty crapped brief.

What if Chris had focused more on his music, and had become a cult sensation sort of like Daniel Johnston?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was on a wheelchair?

He'd be Professor X-tra Large. Ba-dumm-tssssss

Pardon for replying my own question.

 

[GS 281]

What if Chris sprouted ovaries and had children with Nick Bate?

 

[ahavayeshana]

What if we trolled Chris to a paid vacation to a Turkish bathhouse to get rid of years worth of dirt off of him?

Oh, great, let's just go releasing all the toxins into the wild. How could you?

 

[stateira]

What if Chris sprouted ovaries and had children with Nick Bate?

In the best case scenario, they'd be taken away by the state.

 

[ViolentGiant]

What if Chris ran a motel?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris ran a motel?

Spoiler

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris burst into laughter after reading his ED page the first time around?