Containment What If?
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Dunno about that last bit, but instead of "BRAINS!", Chris will be shouting at "BOOBIES!".
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What if Chris was into woodworking?
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normankrasner
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what if Chris stayed at the Legoland hotel?
http://www.usatoday.com/story/trave...11/legoland-hotel-resort-theme-park/27133983/
http://www.usatoday.com/story/trave...11/legoland-hotel-resort-theme-park/27133983/
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Two words: Megan Shrine
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He would be a great linguist, but not a very cunning one, so women won't let him lick their china even if he plead in 15 languages.
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He would blather like an idiot in every single one of them just the same.
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What if Todd Solondz directed a European-ish arthouse movie about Chris?
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I would assume you would watch 5 minutes of it before losing concentration and masturbating
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It was a semi-serious question, actually.I would assume you would watch 5 minutes of it before losing concentration and masturbating
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Sorry bro that was rude of me.
Picklechu
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He would shit himself and get murdered.
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Well, he couldn't possibly smell any worse than he already does, and a piss-soaked cardboard box in an alley would still be a much better, much cleaner home than 14 Branchland Court.
Chris would run a motel with his mother, just like Norman Bates, the original tomgirl. Stabbing Janet Leigh to death would be the closest Chris has ever gotten to a running shower.