Containment What If?

[Yawning Asperchu]

What if Chris became a god?

Two things immediately come to mind as legit comparisons of what would happen:

CWCville

or

The Third Reich (MALE Holocaust)

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was on some musical tv show like American Idol or The Voice?

It wouldn't be far off from this:

 

[Tsukiko]

It wouldn't be far off from this:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=nM7ZiSdR6CA

Aha what a bellend

EDIT: Chris wouldn't be reasonable enough to go back on and apologise

 

[Apocalypso]

EDIT: Chris wouldn't be reasonable enough to go back on and apologise

He'd shoot himself, probably.

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What if Chris helped to unban reaction pics/videos on this site?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris and Monica Punk were in a hell in a cell style tag match against Tyce and Jace? In addition Jessi Slaughter is the referee, Sammyclassicsonicfan is the ring announcer, and Nick Bate is on commentary. And all if any charges made against them would be dropped if they actually show up, and those with a clean slate are allowed to receive one bag of drugs of their choosing as payment.

 

[Lipitor]

What if Chris was Irish?

He'd claim to be related to the king of Ireland....

What if Chris got to meet Patton Oswalt?

 

[Florence]

What if somebody tried to give Sonichu a serious origin ala Batman: Year One?

It wouldn't be far off from this:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=nM7ZiSdR6CA

Christ, he looks familiar.

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[CornetteFace]

What if somebody tried to give Sonichu a serious origin ala Batman: Year One?

Chris raped and killed Sonichu's parents, kidnapped him and raised him as his own. Only for Sonichu to find out about his parents fate and turns on his master.

 

[Florence]

Chris raped and killed Sonichu's parents, kidnapped him and raised him as his own. Only for Sonichu to find out about his parents fate and turns on his master.

Somebody should definitely try to make that

 

[Chris-Chan Cure]

What if Chris was banished from the United States?

 

[Florence]

What if Chris was banished from the United States?

Surely 'when'?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was an amphibian?

 

[Chris-Chan Cure]

What if Chris was an amphibian?

ALL GLORY TO THE AUTISTOAD! THE MOST GLORIOUS CREATURE IN EXISTANCE!

...and it's been going downhill since the Toadgirl season.

 

[Milford Grimley]

What if Chris was an amphibian?

He would be like Michigan J. Frog, only his singing and dancing would be awful.

 

[Mr. Mostly Baby]

What if Chris did DMT?

 

[CornetteFace]

What if Chris was banished from the United States?

Mexico would become a much more dreary place.

The less harmful thing would be to banish him to Canada, there's so much wilderness they can just let him ramble through like Sasquatch

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Bob was resurrected?

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if Bob was resurrected?

He'd come back to 14 Branchland Court, take one look at the new Chris, then walk right back into his grave without saying a word.

 

[CornetteFace]

What if Bob was resurrected?

"Why won't you let me rest in peace?"

"Hmmm...yeah, nope"

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Painting Sonic's arms blue.

What if Chris lived on a actual tugboat?

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Well, it would start out like that, but within about a fortnight:

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Alternatively, around 2011, this would have happened:

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