Containment What If?

[Tsukiko]

What if Chris formed a hardcore punk band? What would they be called?

Crapped Briefs

 

[GS 281]

What if Chris only took 20 seconds to poo? What would the act be called?

Spoiler: Spoiler

Brief craps.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a cab driver?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris was a cab driver?

He'd be a mix of the worst parts of an ethnically stereotypical cab driver, smelly, rude, and unable to speak English.

 

[DuskEngine]

What if Chris awoke one morning from uneasy dreams to find himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic electric hedgehog-like creature?

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

What if Chris awoke one morning from uneasy dreams to find himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic electric hedgehog-like creature?

Then we'd never hear the end of it.

 

[SOINCHU]

What if Chris did some Bath Salts or Flakka?

 

[LiquidCooledGonads]

What if Chris started making jenkem?

 

[Tsukiko]

What if Chris were bisexual

 

[GS 281]

What if Chris started making jenkem?

He already does.

What if Chris were bisexual

He already is.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris got plastic surgery?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris became an admin for Kiwi Farms?

 

[Tsukiko]

What if Chris became an admin for Kiwi Farms?

The only rule would be NO DANG DIRTY MALES

 

[GS 281]

He would lock every thread he didn't like.

 

[Somar]

He would lock every thread he didn't like.

So pretty much the entire Chris Chan subforum?

 

[GS 281]

So pretty much the entire Chris Chan subforum?

I actually don't think it would be much different

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was Irish?

 

[AnOminous]

What if Chris was Irish?

He'd be a cannibal.

Spoiler

Because he'd eat potatoes.

 

[chimpburgers]

What if Chris was a hermaphrodite?

 

[Too Many Crooks]

What if Chris never became a tomgirl?