Containment What If?

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What if someone says Chris won a contest, but he doesn't get the prize since he's not "Chris" but "Sonichu" right now? Do you think he'd cut that shit out?
Doubt it, he'd probably take a week to "shift out" of being "sonichu"... by that time that Toyota Corolla he won would've already been given to the guy in 2nd place.
 
What if someone says Chris won a contest, but he doesn't get the prize since he's not "Chris" but "Sonichu" right now? Do you think he'd cut that shit out?

He's too selfish for that. Chris would suddenly snap back to reality with some explaination of how Sonichu is just an alternate universe manifestation of his soul or something like that. Then once he got his gimmies he would turn into Sonichu again.
 
What if Goddess Christine is actually nothing more than a 40-ish year old autistic manchild, living with senile mom in a fire hazard of a hoard house, trying to live out his genderbent sanic OC fantasies?
 
Depends if it was culpable enough to constitute voluntary manslaughter. Many states including Virginia have a "slayer statute" that prohibits inheriting from someone you killed, usually requiring it be intentional. So if the accident would have to be the result of something so grossly negligent that it basically adds up to legal intent.

So in all likelihood, if he did kill Blarb accidentally, such as by knocking over a pile of Blarbhoard on her (as happened to famous hoarders the Collyer Brothers), he'd probably just end up the sole owner of the house on 14 BC.
Isn't voluntary manslaughter not malicious?
 
What if Classic Era Chris-Chan tried to audition on American Idol?
He'd be a more mainstream cow since he'd probably go viral. One of Chris's original selling points, other than the comics, were his ridiculous covers of popular pop songs. I'd fucking love to see Simon Cowell's reaction to "So Need A Cute Girl".
 
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