Containment What If?

[Apocalypso]

What if Barb turned out to be Bob in drags this whole time?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Barb turned out to be Bob in drags this whole time?

I would nominate the make-up artist for some kind of award.

 

[DrunkTails]

What if Barb turned out to be Bob in drags this whole time?

Then Bob would have trolled Chris as well.

 

[AnOminous]

What if Kengle is a demonic extradimensional creature who is seeking a collection of lolcow souls?

 

[Chris-Chan Cure]

What if Kengle is a demonic extradimensional creature who is seeking a collection of lolcow souls?

It would certainly explain his utterly weird demented artistic creations.

 

[Tsukiko]

What if Kengle is a demonic extradimensional creature who is seeking a collection of lolcow souls?

I was operating under the assumption that he is

 

[deeman]

What if Chris married Celine Dion?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris married Celine Dion?

"My Fart Will Go On" (duet performed by Christian Weston Chandler and Celine Dion)

What if Chris was the one who meditated under the Bodhi Tree for years to learn the true meaning behind pain and suffering and achieve spiritual enlightenment?

 

[Lipitor]

"My Fart Will Go On" (duet performed by Christian Weston Chandler and Celine Dion)

What if Chris was the one who meditated under the Bodhi Tree for years to learn the true meaning behind pain and suffering and achieve spiritual enlightenment?

Vishnu would appear to him, and he'd lose his shit over the blue arms.

 

[AN/ALR56]

What if kengle blows up the court during chrissy's trial?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if kengle blows up the court during chrissy's trial?

He did a Chrissy-kaze!

What if Chris was a butterfly?

 

[GS 281]

He would never put his hero in danger like that. C'mon, be real here...

What if Chris pulls a Basic Instinct crotch shot during the trial?

 

[AN/ALR56]

What if Chris went ape shit and tried to attack a field agent?
He recognized @lipitor

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris pulls a Basic Instinct crotch shot during the trial?

Everyone in the court will throw up or even worse, Chris' indecent exposure would cause a crack to from between his legs and trigger an apocalyptic earthquake that would destroy the whole planet.

 

[GS 281]

He did a Chrissy-kaze!

What if Chris was a butterfly?

He would be the Glaucopsyche lygdamus palosverdesensis and would live in the vetch of the Acmispon glaber. Being one of the most rare butterflies in existence, he would kill himself for being born with blue wings.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris' consciousness lived beyond his physical body and existed as a computer online program?

 

[Dr. Meme]

What if Chris' consciousness lived beyond his physical body and existed as a computer online program?

You mean it's not?

 

[Lipitor]

What if Chris went ape shit and tried to attack a field agent?
He recognized @lipitor

LOL, I could take him. Plus he shys away if you make direct eye contact with him. He's a huge puss-ball.

 

[AN/ALR56]

LOL, I could take him. Plus he shys away if you make direct eye contact with him. He's a huge puss-ball.

What if he maced you?

 

[Lipitor]

What if he maced you?

I think we'd all see that coming at this point. Worst case scenario I get him arrested again.