Containment What If?

[Konstantinos]

What if Chris was Japanese

He would still be an autistic pedophile.

... and he'd still be a shut-in, a convicted felon and an all around failure at life.

 

[Tsukiko]

... and he'd still be a shut-in, a convicted felon and an all around failure at life.

Chris is nowhere near hikikomori level. He goes outside all the time.

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris Benoit went to 14 Branchland Court instead of his Georgia home on that fateful night.

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if Chris got a side job writing essays for other people?

"And so, In Conclusion, the many Atrocities and Stresses suffered by the DAMN, DIRTY JEWS during the Holocaust was almost as bad as when SEGA committed THE MOST HEINOUS OF ALL CRIMES EVER by changing the color of Sonic's arms and introducing the sensory overload-inducing Blue-Armed Bandit games! CHANGE SONIC'S ARMS BACK IMMEDIATELY, SEGA, AND MAKE ALL THE DAMNED MANAJERKS UNBAN ME FROM THEIR STORES, YOU DAMNED NAZIS!!! Well, that's it for the essay."

 

[OBAMATRON]

What if Chris Benoit went to 14 Branchland Court instead of his Georgia home on that fateful night.

The bow flex would have crumpled under Chris's weight.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris sold his soul?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris sold his soul?

It would be for Lego.

 

[AnOminous]

What if Chris sold his soul?

Who would have bought it?

 

[Konstantinos]

What if Chris tried huffing wood glue?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris tried huffing wood glue?

I think he might go sane.

What if Chris was best friends with a dude who was jacked as shit, and was willing to beat up everyone who messes with him on the internet.

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris was best friends with a dude who was jacked as shit, and was willing to beat up everyone who messes with him on the internet.

He is. He's called Punchy.

Still waiting for that beating Chris!

 

[Konstantinos]

What if Chris went to a loan shark to fund his lego addiction?

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if Chris went to a loan shark to fund his lego addiction?

Chris would try to pay him in Sonichu artwork.

 

[normankrasner]

what if Chris coached high school football?

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

what if Chris coached high school football?

He'd change the team name to "The Sonichus", make the mascot a guy in a Sonichu outfit, and appoint himself head cheerleader:

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris went to a loan shark to fund his lego addiction?

He'd have an excuse for shitting himself and doing nothing.

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris was the asexual and Megan was the one pervin' on him?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris was the asexual and Megan was the one pervin' on him?

He'd then wake up.

 

[Chris-Chan Cure]

What if Chris was the asexual and Megan was the one pervin' on him?

He would have entered the Parappa's contest to win the trip and STAY THE HELL AWAY from Megan!

 

[Tsukiko]

Who would have bought it?

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