Containment What If?

[Tsukiko]

What if Chris was a Vocaloid

(actually there's probably enough Chris content to make an UTAUloid out of it. I should do that. It would be a slightly wobbly Chris voice synth and that would be hella funny)

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a Vocaloid

(actually there's probably enough Chris content to make an UTAUloid out of it. I should do that. It would be a slightly wobbly Chris voice synth and that would be hella funny)

Everyone would be screaming: "JULAAAAAAY!"

What if Chris took an arrow in the knee?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris took an arrow in the knee?

Then he wouldn't be an adventurer like us anymore.

What if people started attacking Chris and started collecting things off of him as trophies?

 

[Chris-Chan Cure]

What if people started attacking Chris and started collecting things off of him as trophies?

Then we wouldn't have to pay for his medallions.

 

[Konstantinos]

What if people started attacking Chris and started collecting things off of him as trophies?

Why would you want any part of Chris' body?

 

[AN/ALR56]

What would happen to the wiki and forums if chris and barb died in the fire?
really curious.

 

[Mollybdenum]

What would happen to the wiki and forums if chris and barb died in the fire?
really curious.

Dates of death would be added to their pages.

 

[Konstantinos]

What would happen to the wiki and forums if chris and barb died in the fire?
really curious.

Even in death Chris can't escape the fanatical clutches of the Kiwi Farms.

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris was in charge of writing a TV show?

 

[AnOminous]

What if Chris was in charge of writing a TV show?

Growing Around might have a slightly better chance of success than zero.

 

[Konstantinos]

What if Chris and Blarb joined a religious cult?

Growing Around might have a slightly better chance of success than zero.

Growing Around having more than a zero percent chance at anything is being awfully optimistic.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

What if Chris was signed to Psychopathic Records?

 

[AnOminous]

What if Chris was signed to Psychopathic Records?

Sonichuggalos would become a thing.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Jigsaw (Saw) kidnapped Chris? What sort of 'game/test' would he concoct, and what would he say our pet lolcow?

Spoiler

 

[ToroidalBoat]

CWC on a plane - how would it go?

(CWC has been on a plane before - when he went to CA to visit Cole.)

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if Jigsaw (Saw) kidnapped Chris? What sort of 'game/test' would he concoct, and what would he say our pet lolcow?

Spoiler

He would make Chris choose between cutting his own arms off or painting them blue.

 

[Chris-Chan Cure]

What if Clefairy was pushed as the official mascot of Pokemon instead of Pikachu as it was originaly intended?

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if Clefairy was pushed as the official mascot of Pokemon instead of Pikachu as it was originaly intended?

Chris would have created Sonifairy, the Magic Hedgehog Pokemon, and we'd have even more reason to think Chris's characters are gay.

 

[SpessCaptain]

What if Clefairy was pushed as the official mascot of Pokemon instead of Pikachu as it was originaly intended?

Well they chose Pikachu because he was more gender-neutral than Clefairy, who seemed targeted to girls more than boys globally.

We may of seen an actual female Christine Chan.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

What if Chris did bath salts?