Containment What If?

[Flowers For Sonichu]

What if Chris shot a man in Reno just to watch him die?

 

[HG 400]

Is this because of the secret trolling plan to put Chris into a coma and then shoot him nine times in the chest and then claim we thought he was already dead?

Yes.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

What if Chris was a joker, a smoker, and a midnight toker?

 

[Tsukiko]

What if, when Chris was a young boy
His father took him into the city
To see a marching band?

What if he said "son when
You grow up, will you be
The saviour of the broken
The beaten and the damned?"

What if he then said, "Because one day
I'll leave you, a phantom
To lead you in the Summer
To join the Black Parade"

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

What if Chris was a relief pitcher for the Baltimore Orioles?

What if Chris gazed into the abyss?

 

[Clown Doll]

What if Chris was a relief pitcher for the Baltimore Orioles?

He seems more like a "catcher" type.

 

[Tsukiko]

What if Chris?

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if Chris read Nietzsche?

"Godbearjesus is dead."

What if Chris gazed into the abyss?

The abyss would gaze back at him, stare at him for a few seconds in a moment of confused horror, then slowly and cautiously back away.

 

[HG 400]

Click this link, guys! You'll get rickrolled!

It's a rickroll link.

 

[Chris-Chan Cure]

Click this link, guys! You'll get rickrolled!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
It's a rickroll link.

Reverse Psychological trap. Must. Resist.

 

[CWCissey]

What if a double decker bus was to kill the both of us?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was Russian?

 

[Chris-Chan Cure]

What if Chris was Russian?

In Soviet Russia, Chris trolls you.

 

[Tsukiko]

What if Chris was Russian?

Юлеееееы!

 

[gamer2014]

What if Chris liked Daria (MTV)?

 

[Chris-Chan Cure]

What if Chris liked Daria (MTV)?

He was a fan of Beavis and Butt-Head, i wouldn't be surprised if he liked Daria too (plus Chris tastes on TV shows can be very unlikely at times).

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

What if Chris joined the Four Horsemen by helping Arn Anderson retain the NWA Television title against Magnum TA?

 

[Clown Doll]

What if Chris was Russian?

He's already known to be stalin' with his medallion orders and Sonichu updates.

 

[CWCissey]

He's already known to be stalin' with his medallion orders and Sonichu updates.

And pretty soon he'll be Putin jail.

 

[Marvin]

What if Chris liked Daria (MTV)?

He did like Daria and he made the occasional reference to it.